heinrippy:

Adam Howden is a gift.

steadfast:

5ummit:

me: *worries that I’m Evil and Manipulative and tries very hard every day to be a good person*

me: oh my god

me: I’m manipulating people into thinking I’m good

snulbug:

walking around the house at night w my cell phone flashlight on instead of turning on the lights feeling like a bronte character with a candle

cherrisummer:

thehobbutts:

thehobbutts:

keepingcalmisoverratedgoddamnit:

thehobbutts:

thehobbutts:

someone: Christmas is so beautiful!!!

me: EVERYTHING IS BROWN

This isn’t some cynical “everything sucks and happiness doesn’t exist” post I’m just red green colorblind

I feel like I’m going to hell for laughing at that development… I thought you were talking about the weather to begin with…

grass and trees and flowers are brown and look dead to me year round

omg

Human ignorance has gotten to the point where I can’t tell if it’s trolls anymore

kisamas:

kisamas:

potion that makes you breathe

ginger-ale-official:

stats:

snirts:

stats:

just bought this tapeworm from etsy!

where are you gonna keep it

:)

I don’t like this post very much

imdumblol:

me: *searches for a post i know for a fact is on my blog*

tumblr: “sowwy, we didn’t find anyfing wike that :(((((”

me:

hxasinthus:

being naked is not sexy. wearing a white 18th century shirt with poofy sleeves tucked into a pair of black high waisted trousers is sexy. there are no exceptions